About my being... illegal!

So, I was busy trying to get Michelle out of my hair, and what does she do the moment she suspects I am bout to ditch her? Get me arrested she does, and actually incorporates her boyfriend and friend so that I am not only humiliated but also made to go back home to Zimbabwe.because I dared to tell a pathetic little fool I was fed up with her! The only person who knew that I was here illegally was none other than the bitch, Michelle, but then she sent butt-head, the little roach, who dickless as he is, tried to make sure I was made into a stench with the people I fraternised with at the library in Fish Hoek, after trying to make sure I never go again to Happy Valley Home, since I was just a loafer who lived on handouts!

Now,  I do HATE butt-head, and the more I see him the more I want to make sure he gets permanently...scrambled.

Of course, if the mom is cool with that, then I will do just that, but since it would be...improper to have to mangle him and THEN have the mother in my arms, I should say that if he remains around then she is not even interested.

So, I am free to mete out my revenge to Michelle, Nicky? and butt-head with impunity.

As for Nicky?, well, she looks a bit like her sister...the nose anyway, and so I would not feel quite able to... do HER grievous bodily harm if her sister's nose were to remind me.

I would let her live, but that is only given that the sister wants anything to do with me, anyway!

but, as I said, it is no biggie. Everyone, one way or the other, chooses; I just come to... emphasise the choice and make it... irrevocable.

As for Michelle, hey, you know about the ten women I spoke of? Even if they DO come, she still is in danger, which is why the only acceptable solution would be that the married chick, with the English nose, and the breathtaking nose would be acceptable... because if SHE is there I would hardly be likely to think of disfiguring the ... bitch!

because, take it any way you like, I HATE Michelle. Virulently!

 Which is why even this other girl is acceptable; the one who came to Fish Hoek library and tried to be a man, and was trying to solve everything all at once, and spoke so gratingly:

SHE heard my voice and changed, and followed after me.

So, I would rather have HER as a reminder as well.

That I may not take it into my hands to just hang it all and make her pay! The way I itch to.

Physically!

So, as I said, its all in the people's hands. If they REALLY want to be with me, then these three get to live... somewhat!

But if not, then I am free to destroy them.

Came all the way from Zimbabwe
Promised myself I would not come back
Did not bring any papers with me
Because no other nationality would I take

Never bothered to be one of the crew
because no one can do what I do
Wanted some time to think things through
And find what it was that made me unlike...you!


Oh ho, I am an alien
An illegal alien
A Zimbabwean in Cape town!


That is true in more ways than one
Cause of all the things I've done
Cant die nor be stopped in any way
And when I have strength I'll make everyone pay!

Now I look to the other place
Where I was told I'll never show my face
So everybody place your bets
Cause this alien is going to the States!

Oh ho I am an alien
I'm an alien
I am a man who has left his home
I am an alien
I am the king on the way to his throne
I am an alien
I am the one who will make all groan
I am an alien
I am the end, and I have just begun
I am an alien
I am the beginning, your end has come!