For one thing, there is ONLY one woman that came, tried to brow-beat me into accepting her, and then I ended up oggling her daughter's super-legs. She wanted me to come to church, and she even, at one time, tried to dress 'funky', but I have come to THIS point in my life, where I am so sick of every wile of women, and all I want is a woman who has been tried and tested for sure, one that I can ... trust. Because I have trust issues here, and who can blame me;- every woman out there thinks she gets a free ticket to eternal life and I am an optional extra, and so, I am pissed off, see?
Now, the super-leggy chick, see, she will never win a beauty contest, but the ONLY reason I MAY take her, despite her super legs and that she decides to give up even her mother -for I WILL kill the zorro-like woman- would be that she is a virgin. If not, then I find myselkf unable to ... stomach... her extra mass. But since virgins are so few and far between, I suppose I would take her for myself if she fulfills the given conditions.
Now, since I am choosing for myself, five wqomen that I have... liked, I MUST say that there are five women, here, some that you have never heard of [and I have rejected the red-head for her stunt, as well as the nicole kidman look-alike because she was too... pat... and both, to be honest, are either too fleshy round the middle or too slim for my taste.] and these have shown an indication that maybe they are interested in me, despite the ... odds against it.
Now, for me it is simple:- I will list them here, and if my... conditions... are too much for them, then I will leave without them, but THIS week, as I live and breathe, will not finish before I am unleashed, and so whoever hears this is free to do as they see fit, provided that I like them to begin with.
if the women say NO, as they are free to and as is their choice, then I will know that my ... choice... in women is not up to scratch, but since I hate having to have God have His own way without me putting my own two cents worth so I do not get too bitter with Him, I would love it if they could prove me right.
Now, the women that I can stand because they are drop dead gorgeous are these, and if they are not amenable to my... ways... thenh I will just walk away;
1)the rather more fleshy David Matthews chick. Now, technically, she is married, and so, is either very stupid or there is something else going on there I do not know about, because the LAST time I saw her, she stunned me, by, after walking past me, working her booty like there was an earthquake in her ass, just like I would expect from a schoolgirl. Well, I liked the show, but ... was she doing that for ME? aware as she is that her sister is going to die by my hand? is she the one who will 'sacrifice [her] world to be with [me]' or is all this just one more hoax? because I loved everything about her, really. So, I am waiting to see.
2) the very attractive canadian based girl whose mother and vinnie go back a long way [by the way, I just could not work for the guy any more, so, instyead of being a sober man and waiting till the end of the day at least to quit, I saw the the contemporary art chick pull up and that was enbough for me to say "to hell with all this". Besides, vinnie was busy telling me that I ought to be more conscientious about work because that is whewre I get my meals from,and so, I decided that I would revert to operatiing with 'the essence of survive'. Silly, yes, but then, I can NOT handle compromise, ever!] She may stick to her mom's skirts, or she will go all the way.
3) the smiling chick I met here at the Fish Hoek library. Now, there is a dancehall sonmg that goes,
I like your style
your smile,
your sexy profile
you drive me wild
so I can be your sunshine
your smile,
your sexy profile
you drive me wild
so I can be your sunshine
And I liked the way she smiled, indeed, I liked ity a lot.
4)Therre is this lady who got butt-head's mom to do a 'me too' as she drove me to fish hoek in her RAV4, a blue one, and she is the 'chandelier woman' and i described her as ugly and intolewrable, just like butt-head's mom herself. Now, she has a friend, who has a house in kalk bay, and the said friend saw me the day before the last day I ever worked with sydney -[and if ever there is anyone I am going to enjoy tearing apart it is sydney. I promised him a beating, but now I will have to go all the way to the extreme, and so, fucking hell, if you thought that I was NOT goping to be persecuting the weak and helpless and disturbing the peace, then you know nothing as yet, yessss!] and as we sat outside the olympia deli. She asked me if I wanted a coffee,and I said hellm yeah - and got my surpirise, because a few minutes later this very blond [she has shining white hair] chisk cxomes to the ebtrance and she yeall, "Prince darling, here is your coffee, I can not come out it is freezing", and so,, 'prince darling' had his coffee. Didn't end there;- last week, thinking nothing at all about all that, I happened to pass by the deli early morning, maybe to get myself my stuffing of pies at the restaurant near the train station, or to buy freads, and the woman, apron and all, was standing outside the place and the moment she saw me, her eyes widened, and she looked quickly aside, as if... ah well... I KNOW I am kinda notorious but THAT was uncalled for, unless of course the woman was jokingly serious when she did the darling bit, and I was to slow to pick up on it. But, I liked, anyway.
5)then there is the doughnut lady, with her silver RAV4. Now that the silly contempoarary aret chick is outta the picture, I can really say just how I... appreciated her sexy profile.
I am not interested in any more, not in this neck of the woods. I will take however many mange to make it, but I will NOT change my mind.
I am through for now. Expect chaos when I next makew myself known, yessss!
4)Therre is this lady who got butt-head's mom to do a 'me too' as she drove me to fish hoek in her RAV4, a blue one, and she is the 'chandelier woman' and i described her as ugly and intolewrable, just like butt-head's mom herself. Now, she has a friend, who has a house in kalk bay, and the said friend saw me the day before the last day I ever worked with sydney -[and if ever there is anyone I am going to enjoy tearing apart it is sydney. I promised him a beating, but now I will have to go all the way to the extreme, and so, fucking hell, if you thought that I was NOT goping to be persecuting the weak and helpless and disturbing the peace, then you know nothing as yet, yessss!] and as we sat outside the olympia deli. She asked me if I wanted a coffee,and I said hellm yeah - and got my surpirise, because a few minutes later this very blond [she has shining white hair] chisk cxomes to the ebtrance and she yeall, "Prince darling, here is your coffee, I can not come out it is freezing", and so,, 'prince darling' had his coffee. Didn't end there;- last week, thinking nothing at all about all that, I happened to pass by the deli early morning, maybe to get myself my stuffing of pies at the restaurant near the train station, or to buy freads, and the woman, apron and all, was standing outside the place and the moment she saw me, her eyes widened, and she looked quickly aside, as if... ah well... I KNOW I am kinda notorious but THAT was uncalled for, unless of course the woman was jokingly serious when she did the darling bit, and I was to slow to pick up on it. But, I liked, anyway.
5)then there is the doughnut lady, with her silver RAV4. Now that the silly contempoarary aret chick is outta the picture, I can really say just how I... appreciated her sexy profile.
I am not interested in any more, not in this neck of the woods. I will take however many mange to make it, but I will NOT change my mind.
I am through for now. Expect chaos when I next makew myself known, yessss!
