Had I been less hasty, I would have realised that My Friend was telling me that I would be well when the crocodile eats the sun, which I think bears ...explicating..., otherwise people would want to rush and hold my haead and see if I am under the weather.
There was, once upon a time, no Christianity this side of the Sahara, and the land was therefore totally given over to mediums and such, because, you see, the battle betwen what is known as good and evil in this day and age was actually a fight over ... bones... the bones being people, with the sides being the devil and his demons on one hand, and the holy spirit on the other.
Now, it can be seen, if you follow me, that when two parties spend time playing chess for control with people as pawns, they end up being able to predict each other's moves and so, when that happens they make sure they counter these, or minimise the damage at the very least.
So, when the white people started drifting down here to Africa, the devil had already made sure that he would still have ascendancy by predicting that the people "without knees" would be coming, and this through a famous spirit medium that was known, among the "timid" Shona people, as Mbuya Nehanda [ Mbuya is a honourary title, meaning grandmother].
And come they did, because these people had trousers and skirts covering their knees, so they were called kneeless.
As you can imagine, people rallied to the woman, and her fellow medium Sekuru -'grandfather' - Kaguvi, and they decided they would resist having theri land taken from them and fight.
Now, the white people KNEW the Shona were docile and were not to even be considered in the same class as the Ndebele, the only black nation to defeat part of Tshaka the Zulu's army as they fled under Mzilikazi and ended up settling in Southern Zimbabwe, in Bulawayo { I use morden names], so, when the First Chimurenga occured as the Shona rose up in arms, they were perplexed, and decided they would make the ringleaders pay, and so they took Nehanda and Kaguvi, and hanged them publicly, on a musasa tree in a place still known to this day, in Harare
Before she died she said these things, that when the crocodile ate the sun [an eclipse was believed to be caused by a crocodile eating the sun, much as it would take off the head of a person and keep it in its open mouth and then, when flies gathered there, it would snap its mouth shut and eat the flies, which it is said to find a treat] then her bones would arise, to lead the nation to victory, and drive the invaders off.
So, in effect, when it comes to ME, I have this to say, now that you know the... background of the story:
There is a song goes:
and everyone knows
I go crazy for ladies who dress in tight clothes
just love when her body is curvy and smooth
I go mad or so mad when I'm into the mood
And so, I have been busy going, ooh, ahh, when I saw some , so much so that I frankly did not bother with the more... relevant issues, like the fact that I do not NEED to have anyone's permission to swallow the world and set up an order all of my own, and it was only this morning when I decided that I would for the moment keep the women I have already tagged [except for the slim dragon girl, who is as attrcative as an ironing board, and just as curvy] and ignore the OSC, and let loose the havoc I have promised, over and over again, but never got round to because I was always so busy counting my chicks before they hatched to ever get down to business.
The end starts now. You see, my eyes, and the fact that the holy spirit finally stepped way over the line, and it just got very personal, very quickly.
Now it is war, and the people start dying because I rise, and now I take over and crush all you little worms under foot, and break apart everything you thought was immovable.
Heard about God's promise to Israel, that '...if this fixed order should depart from before Me, then shall you be cast off from Me O Israel!'?
Well, winter begins in the middle of summer in the southern hemisphere and summer in the middle of winter as the earth turns and begins something totally unprecedented because
I SAY SO
AND hell opens its mouth to rid me of my enemies, who have hurt my people, and, well, the... most powerful man on earth... meets the gets a dose of the... OWNER of the earth's rage.
And so, people, I think I can wait when it comes to bagging more women, because there are 7 billion souls alive NOW, and more than half are women, and I can seek as many as I want at my leisure, but first things first, I need my sight back, and the assholes humbled!
YESSS!
