Do not take this seriously and you will all die, with no one mourning you
Right, so, about the Governement Thor part:- Well, would you believe it that the hands on approach, the Mr T style anger and let-it-rip mentality is the LAST resort I take when a situation is totally irredeemable? First thing, the thing that makes me tick, is that I ... surprise surprise... THINK. Better than any of you after all, and consistently, unceasingly, and always I must have an answer to ALL my questions, and only THEN do I act, see?
So, here is the deal, I am stil;l at the ... processing... stage, and much as I would want to just lay into everyone and destroy, destroy, destroy, I have no real intention of making my hands close on a woman's flesh, because women are never a match for me anyway, see?
Now, I MEAN although I loathe michelle, and I will say it again so that she knows it: I ABSOLUTELY DETEST michelle, but still I am not ... willing... to kill her, because by so doing I wouls be saying that she is at the very least a serious ... challenge.
DOESNT MEAN I would shy away from the deed if I have to, I would do it with the same thoroughness I went through the Goldbach Conjecture, and plan everything to the smallest detail.
But as I said, I am not thinking of that as ... paramount. Curious thing is this, the other day, some weeks past, I was waiting outside the library here at FIsh Hoek, for the opening, and a lady who looked like michelle, but older and taller, came in, and asked me what time the library opened. I must have been startled by the resemblance to michelle that I at first said, without thought, it opened at seven thirty, then I reconsidered and corrected myself, and she l;eft, though there were a few minutes left, and it was only after a while that I thought the resemblance may not have been so... coincidental. I mean, I have seen michelle with her mother, and they are both the same height and shape, and the only person I ever heard michelle speak of as her fam,ily was a brother who was into computers, who hated teaching people stuff, but that is it, and if, of course, the other lady WAS a sisiter.... and in my world coincidences do NOT just happen [hey, forgotten Who I walk with?] then she would be... acceptable in place of michelle, and I will not have to take the daughter of this Happy Valley lady because, frankly, I have nothing but, curiously, attachment for the place, and do not need to rub it in anyone's face that I was there.
It helped.
Needed space and time, and I got it, to think things through, without serious distractions.
THEN of course, are my threats to the males. THESE I will NOTY alter, because the men should NOT have been listening to women and having them give them the run around, so the two guys who came after me, if they are brothers of michelle's, well, THEY are getting their testicles and penises removed, by me, personally, and then they can be real non-men.
NOW, we come to butt-head. I promised him that I would AT LEAST break his leg, and so it will be. Now, he has a choice, he can back down and let me walk all over him, or I will brak his legs, and THEN, when I decide to come back to Africa, I will come and torure him again and break everything that he calls a bone and THEN kill him for the spineless coward he is. AND his mother if she decides to try to impose herself in the middle as before.
If, even now, he is willing to listen, because this is the FINAL time I make this offer, then I will break his leg [just one kick to the thigh and it will snap, trust me] and he can go to zimbabwe, where I will have him placed under the pitiless scrutiny of the Zimbabwean government [Oh and by the way, Tsvangirai is an asshole, Mugabe is better, so, as soon as my day officially begins, Tsvangirai better move aside, because I will not have anyone mess with my family's political future, being as my mom is a strong ZANU-PF ... cadre, and SHE better be portected or even Mugabe's head will roll] and learn how it feels to be under duress all the time.
Now, it comes to the three women.
If butt-head's mom will be just a... woman, then she is more than welcome to join me. I found her actions... interesting... to say the least, and I was laughing at myself at the songs I dedicated to her.
As for Nicky? I need an explanation, which, if satisfactory;- about her conduct where she went to Happy Valley- then I will accept her , but ONLY if her less... paticipative sister comes along too [see the nose thing], and she also surrenders her daughter to me, just so that I do not break out one day and kill her as I ... remember... because, as I said, my mind; hence my memory... is what moves me. And as I NEVER forget, then let no one assume that I will l;et bygones be bygones and just walk away.
As you all see, my offers mean...life on one hand, or DEATH on the other... and there is nothing in between, no compromise at all.
As for Mr Moto Mia, well he can fight me, or he can just let me break his arm. Whether he lives or dies is immaterial to me, and if he does fight me, let him do so knowing that he will be dead within minutes, because there does not exist a person or group of people who can take me on ... and succeed.
In everything, physical, mental... you name it, I am basically, substantially, SUPERIOR go anything on this planet, and you are all welcome to test me on that, with death as the prize of the inevtiable failure.
NOw, have I been candid enough? Is the playing field levelled enough? Are the 'puffed up' Capetonians in the OSC brought down to dust?
Hmmm
