Talking about asses...!
There are certain things I just HAVE to say, like for example, when it was prophesied that the 'king' would come, humble and seated on a colt, and jesus did it, and seemingly fulfilled the prophecy he did NOT take into account what I already mentioned; that the whole of it went, "rejoice greatly, daughter of Zion..." and from what the ... apostles wrote, it was not women who were rejoicing when he went by on a colt.
The other thing about asses is, they , if unbroken, will only be ridden if they WANT to be ridden, and the long ears and lack of need for a halter show the symbolism attached to the prophetic ass:- it would be quick to hear and move on its own volition, which is why, for example, certain people just happened to... happen ... in my path, especially when I needed them to be available.
The other thing is that the king rides the ass and his feet do not touch the ground, while it is the ass' hooves which are in contact with the earth, meaning the ass forms a link between the king and the things of the earth, consistent with the fact that I can NOT handle day to day living on my own without someone smoothing the way for me.
Heard of the other saying, "A voice crying out in the wilderness, 'prepare a path for the king, make his path straight...'"?
And, come on, look at my life, and see that, while it may not have been the beacon of light that some would have expected, it has been a tale of unhindered progress; what I wanted done got done when I wanted it to be done, and no amount of opposition deterred my purpose. Check it out, and see for yourselves. I live like a king, and problems and worries are for other people, except, of course, when it comes to ... women.
which brings me to the other... asses.
There are certain things I just HAVE to say, like for example, when it was prophesied that the 'king' would come, humble and seated on a colt, and jesus did it, and seemingly fulfilled the prophecy he did NOT take into account what I already mentioned; that the whole of it went, "rejoice greatly, daughter of Zion..." and from what the ... apostles wrote, it was not women who were rejoicing when he went by on a colt.
we make it clap
we make it clap...
in case you aint knowing in case you aint heard
and if you wan' us to sell it just gimme the word
this one goes out to all my soldiers that be flipping them birds
to all my shorties wiggling and shaking their curls
we make it clap
we make it clap
we make it clap
we make it clap
The other type of ass
Now, in this case I was so busy speculating about certain things I overlooked certain women I had taken into my covetous arms and tagged.
There are women I had said I would take.. provisionally... but for now I put them aside and keep on counting. When I stopped the other time I was at 30, but now, with 4 aside, I will drop to 26, yes?
27) The beautiful coloured girl I saw at Fish Hoek Pick and Pay yesterday
28)The Metro-rail ticket checker who seems to have dropped off from the surface of the earth as far as both Fish Hoek and Simonstown are concerned. Now, she has her hair done up in a... relaxer... or some such bullshit, I am pleased with her... potential. She needs some work, but sooner or later she, and all of the women, will end up showing themselves without any hypocrisy.And even start THINKING about the things they do.
29)The girl in the silver car on New Year's Day.
30)The smiling girl when I was with the puppy in Claremont [I am currently in Wynberg] What an ass!
31)The ... divorced?... woman back some time past at Simonstown Library Parking lot.
32)The girl with the wide hips and dog and the opening of the tent flap and funny behaviour afterwards when she had jumped the train station wall back in Simonstown.
33) Well, she does NOT have an ass, but I would be lying if I say I was not... interested... when she showed me her blue underwear;- the tanned girl I saw on the train on the way to Simonstown and we got off together and she went ahead of me to the beach nearby
34)The nurse at Victoria Hospital
35)the medical student at Valkenberg
36)the coloured librarian who used to give me extra sessions at Simonstown Library till I used up my welcome. Well, I would like to give her sessions anytime.
37) The evanescent red-head who works [or worked?] in the alley next to the one where the art shop is, who used to come up and down the steps, but seems totally scarce nowadays. I may be reaching here, but I smell a rat! I would be glad to pin this on michelle and really NAIL the bitch. Oh, how I would love to do just that!
and if you wan' us to sell it just gimme the word
this one goes out to all my soldiers that be flipping them birds
to all my shorties wiggling and shaking their curls
we make it clap
we make it clap
we make it clap
we make it clap
