Wednesday, 2 January 2013

I'm READY now




             Said them are go dis who?
                  said them are go dis ME?
         [ twelve gauge getting cocked]
                   Shot him out dat man

                                    Chat them are chat
                                       Yap them are yap
                      Co this side we are action pak

We nuh koos koos we nuh wear frock
Coz this side we are action pak

Tell dem anything are anything
any DJ any scene
any vocal every string
fir rise  'gain get start this are heavy scene

dem are say me live afar and me nuh come back

and after years pon the hill say me nuh learn dat
me nuh listen pussy face just hit a tom cat
any woman blood clot violate her gunshot
mama tell me say "son make peace with your karma
I'm getting old and me cant take the drama"
Yeah bu' who sell me out are informer
See thats round the corner
me nuh left me lama
Right now
me a shot-ginger
 from a jigga-puss
me have sticky finger
me no girl
me nuh carry pretty finger
12 gauge spell it bust fling them thru window
I'm ready NOW

who did I chat?
co' dis side we are action pak...
What a song?
Says a lot, but let me tell you about my own "Action Packed" side, yesss!

IT is PERSONAL because the only thing that gets to me, since I have no conscience, is something done to ME.

Now, since no one did anything to me during the xenophobia days, I am letting everyone off the hook. No Xhosa or such person will die, but everyone who had a personal run in with me comes under my spotlight,and gets a taste of the wrath of the lord of the earth.

Now, because of my ego I have a natural antipathy when it comes to those in... "authority"... so, unfortunately for you, barack obama, you are dead, and of course, I am coming to America, after your demise, to see who will dare be "president" presiding over me in the land I have decided to take as my own residence.

Now, this is what will happen now: darkness and the upheaval of the US democratic set-up, and then, after that, I will have my eye on both the Western Cape premier and the RSA President, to see if they will not learn from the US type action, and refuse me unlimited, unsupervised access to the Lord Nelson Hotel, because if they DO, then THEY die, and so on to anyone who takes up their positions:-

no kos kos, no lick lick, no parade
co' dis side we are action pak
I'm ready now
who did I chat
the whole side we are action pak
no beat round the bush
no go away and come back.
I'm READY NOW!!

So, the hotel is to receive the women, as I said, but I have decided to drop the red head from Glencairn station:- she saw me staring, comes one day without her wedding ring, then when I still do Nothing, she removes her nail polish, and then when I sit across her and stare at her bare legs, almost all the way to her underwear, she smiles:- I mean, the woman is probably getting fucked by whatever asshole she is married to, and she makes no distinction about the fact that she is treading on dangerous ground when she is trying to fit me into her lifestyle, as a spare wheel. So fuck her... or NOT as the case happens  to be, and same goes for the Happy Valley lady, who tried to bribe me.
 But the blonde chick from Simonstown comes, the one I met on the train at Glencairn. YESSS!

Speaking about chicks, I had an interesting day yesterday. When the crew arrived in Simonstown to start the working day, I was glad to get away from the OSC by going to look, unsuccessfuly, for braai-meat, from Fish-hoek to Site 5, where I got bitten by a dog, then through Sun Valley and back to Simonstown, where we just dismissed and came to Claremont. But when I got to S/Town, I was rather furious; somebody had to pay, and so, when I saw this chick walking with two guys and and another chick,to Jubilee Square Parking, and get into a parked silver four-door with registration CA 637- 334  I made up my mind she was coming with me. She has this kind of baby face, and long black hair, and she was dressed, if you can call it that, in a what appeared like a towel only at first, but turned out not to be, but then,my vision is rather... limited, and she got in the back, right side of car.


Then we left, and funny thing, we ought to have caught a train, and things would have been fine, but someone wanted to get to Fish Hoek to look for better accommodation at the board at Pick and Pay, so we got into a taxi, and the driver was goint first to deliver a person all the way past the Golf Course, and so by the time he drove back, the train, free, had already left and we missed it even at Fish Hoek, so we had to... organise transport to Claremont, see? rasta said we should get to Capricorn, get a lift to Retreat, then we would find either a bus or taxis to Claremont,so we found a taxi to Capricorn, the driver charging R10 a person, for the five of us, but some women, two of them, also going that way, refused, and demanded change for their R20 note. That started a discussion,especially as it turned out that the driver had charged a woman R150 to take her from Ocean View to the shopping complex at Capricorn, though she stays in Lavender hill.
Now, I was seated with another obnoxious woman on the next to last bench while this woman was crammed between two of my associates, making them seem,in comparison, like lttle kids to her bulk at the back seat... uh NOT the R150 woman, but THIS woman, with a red top, and a ... doek... around her head. Now on the far side from me, in the same row, was her companion.The red woman was very attractive, and I took her for  Xhosa lady first, but the fact that she would say, "nie", when she spoke hinted at her mixed background, and what got my... gonads... going was the fact that she commented on  a white couple that were strolling arm in arm in the sandy wind just past Kalk- Bay, and I could not resist joining in, and saying sexually suggestive things that ended up with her holding my arm to prover point that people can be as clinging as possible when there are no watchers. Then she got off just in front of me, and was remonstrating with the driver about at least dropping off the R150 woman in Lavender Hill so that she could have been said to get her money's worth, and all that time I was watching that ass of hers, which filled my whole view, and I ... LIKED.

Now, I am here, opposite Cash Crusaders on the main road, at this cafe that has a sign saying 24 hours [a lie!], and one thing I regret is NOT pursuing the woman and spending an enjoyable time in Capricorn. Well, I want her. And what the lord wants, the lord gets, yesss!

OK, back to... work. At least I do not have to see the assholes in Simonstown till I deal with them, YESSS!

As I said, it is all...PERSONAL